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Help Wanted – The Alphabet Channels are hiring

posted by: Errol Phillips

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Job Description

Ethnic Counter. – These new employees will given hand counters to click when they spot ethnic minorities at any Conservative Event.

Each Channel (not Fox) have openings for the following:

3 Positions Available: Black Counters
2 Positions Available: Latino Counter
1 Position Available:  Asian Counter
1 Position Available:  Miscellaneous Counter to spot Sikhs,  Native American, Midgets,  LGBT, and other assorted  Minorities.

No Drug testing required.

Travel expenses and Meals provided to Tea party Events and Town Hall Meetings

Halal Meals Served.

Apply to Human Resources at each Channel

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