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NEW VENTURE: Hurry – only a few limited seats available

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Posted by: Errol Phillips
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Some weeks ago in Chicago, Illinois, President Barack Obama praised his adopted city, where he lived before becoming president of the United States. “Chicago is an example of what makes this country great”  he _

Seizing on the moment – A new Corporation was spawned to capitalizing on the publicity created by the President.

Phillips Touring Company will give you the opportunity to see for yourself up close and personal. We have arranged guided tours with our new Armored Personnel Carriers complete with periscopes, air-conditioning, and a wet bar. Our Bullet Proof Port Holes will allow you to see up close murders and shootings live in real time.

Hurry – Purchase a Christmas Gift Certificate to reserve a place for you and your friends as street activity will be at its peak during the Holiday Season.

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